You are so obvious.

I love how you seriously answered thinking that I'm still tiny. I can't magically grow...

Do you watch whale nature shows and think of me?

No. I think everyone can know it's you haha.

I would be squishy if I was one of those. And slimey. They're gross.

I can imagine you doing that. Sadly.

It's okay. I'm screening anonymous things so you can pretend you're a ninja again.

I'd want to be thrown away after that...

Record a video of yourself if you ever go whale watching. <3

You broke my heart just now with number 19... Joke~.

And you don't remember how we met? I came swooping in and saved you like a knight in shining armor from the stupid anonymous people. Sorta. Less dramatic though. And I was anon too.

The hair and eyes one is awkward/weird to answer for friends haha.

That works just fine keke.

That I was. Somehow. <3

It's true. And I guess some women do... but I don't really pay too much attention to my friends eyes. Their hair I can comment on but eyes... not so much. I guess that stuff is for secret admirers and shit.

Why did this at first take me some time to figure out? haha

I would only kill if guy A really pissed me off, I swear. There would always be a good reason.

Any wish? I like you, anonymous person haha.

I think you skipped one there on purpose~ keke. Or maybe not. It's just funny.

Why do strawberries remind you of me? Melodies?

Of course you're secretly in love with me. You're way of laughing gave it away though so it's no longer a secret. Sorry! ehehe

That's a good answer for eyes. Like I told Kumi-san, that's weird to answer for friends haha.

You wouldn't fight with me? Ahh I can't imagine you fighting so that makes sense. Just cheer.

What would you do if:
01. i died: drown the world? ♥
02. i kissed you: ask for a second round. ♥
03. i lived next door to you: food & drinks & long johns & dancin' & all that again.
04. you found out i was married: already know you are. ♥ to me. ♥
05. i stole something: if it's food, you better share.
06. i was hospitalized: graffiti on that cask.
07. i refused to leave my home: go cavewoman on you. ♥
08. i got into a (fist) fight while you were there: break it up, don't want you hurtin' your fists.

what do you think about my:
09. personality: perfect 10, sweetie. ♥
10. eyes: your eyes, like windows to your soul. oh, woe is me, staring into their depths and getting lost in their pools of warm chocolate brown. (whut.)
11. hair: yanno, this demands a picspam.
12. family: oh shit. we still need to have me introduced to them as your wife.

would you:
13. help me hide a body? damn, you scored big time by having a wife who works for the police, huh?
14. keep a secret if i told you one? unless it was something serious that needs intervention, i would most def. keep it to myself.
15. hold my hand? that's a hell yes. ♥
16. take a bullet for me? now who was it that took a bullet for someone in the ass...?
17. try to solve my problems? if i can & if ya want.
18. love me? ♥♥♥♥♥
19. date me? we gone past that stage. ♥

have you ever:
20. lied to make me feel better? don't think i have.
21. wanted to kiss me? mmMMmMMmMmmMmm.
22. wanted to kill me? not my kink.
23. broke my heart? again, not my kink.
24. kept something important from me? well now that you mention it...
25. thought i was unbearably annoying? never. ♥

more:
26. are we friends? best be!
27. when and how did we meet? something about long johns...
28. describe me in one word: husband. ♥
29. what was your first impression? "gotta have me a piece of that. mmmm~~mmmm."
30. do you still think that way about me now? hell yeah. ♥
31. what reminds you of me? tentacles. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
32. if you could give me anything what would it be? an ass-grabbin'.
33. how well do you know me? turn off the lights...♥
34. when's the last time you saw me? in my very graphic dream last night. ♥ BAHAHAHAHAHA!
35. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? don't think so.
36. are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you? i'll think about it.

So much love in this answer! I shouldn't have expected any less from my wife. <3

10 was romantic. *_* Could you write that into the form of a rap for me? Maybe include some details from your dream in there too.

That is such a lovely thing for me to remind you of. It only sucks that writing this just reminded me. Creepville. Though it was pretty hilarious.

Edited at 2009-04-11 01:49 am (UTC)

Ahh I wonder who this one is.

I wonder what sort of thing you've kept from me. I won't ask you though <3.

Yeah. We'd be one of those couples who just sits around all the time and eats. Neither of us would be planning stuff or anything. Not good haha.

Lazy day. Yes please.

^-^

Nothing very interesting, and things I'm getting better with anyway now but...un.

We'd probably end up arguing over who's turn it was to do something nice or plan a date...
"All you do is lay around all day!"
"So do you!"
"I'm a woman, I'm allowed to."
"I'm a woman too!"
Really, that sort of relationship is full of problems isn't it? ^-^;; But that makes it good because it means we can do that and nobody's going to get annoyed.

Un~. Good luck with them. <3

That would be a terrible relationship. It sounds like two men more than two women actually. You'd think two women would always be doing nice things and planning dates... Ahh the curse of being lazy haha. Hopefully your future husband is energetic.